- Me: Here, I didn't get my currency exchanged so here is some American money.
- Connor: Oooh!
- Me: These are state quarters - here's an Oregon, this one's an Idaho, and this is South Dakota.
- Connor: Can you use them in the other states, too?
- Me: Yes.
I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER
DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED
*tells friend good news*
friend: “yeah but…”
Let me tell you I was NEVER get tired of Sam and Dean communicating with each other wordlessly through hand signaled and facial expressions.
if you’re reading this i’m beautiful
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”